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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
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i love undualte capricorn meridian pandemic brittle septet apocalypse entity douvet i dont know why they just rock
i hate hunker petty farfetched twat rancid faint miniscule you know you basic case of ugly
THESE WORDS RULE! THESE WORDS SUCK!
STUPID LINGUIST<3
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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
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i wrote and post and then i lost it to my computer it was a wonderful pst that shall never be.
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Monday, October 10th, 2005
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i just realized that no one on my friends list has posted today...except me. live journal is supposed to be a safe nurturing place where someone is always ready to read your brain excrements. but. now. it. ends. where are you alllllllll
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V_V im so ronery so ronery, pee oh plz(peoples) im so lonely where the hell is everyone*death* sven is going to lake george aly and mel and sen and shini are at anime next >.< some people are other places no ones online and im....in my bedroooooom.*farts on life" mmm hehe party tomorrow yessss! so itle get better but yea somebody get yo ass online cuz WHATS MY NAME BITCHES BACK IN THE DAYYYY
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Saturday, June 11th, 2005
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I ndur. um i have a paper to write tomorrow. Its for mrs.rickenson. Its about how the "pull out" method is not an effective means of birth control. The title is clever i think "Ever Playa Knows You Dribble Before You Shoot" Ihope i dont get in trouble for explaining to her in the research paper about how everyone should be aware of "PreCum" and how i personal know it is quite troublesome. I think because people dont often do that much research on th pullout method most research facilities have little information so im kind of counting on first hand experience. Also im conducting a survey at school to help called "I pulled out but I sure am going to teach my kid to "Pull On a Jim Hat" when hes about to get funky" Hopefully Mrs rickenson will see i spent a lot of time on the paper. The only problem is we are supposed to have some type of photo or visual aid. Ive tried so many times but i just cant seem to get my cum shot photos right i always miss it...and well its sucha pain to get it off the camera. If anybody has any knowledge on the subject id love to hear it. i think visual aid is only 15 points though so i should be alright...night love yall
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| Subject: | Hello....FUCK! |
| Time: | 1:28 am. |
| Mood: |  anxious. | | Music: | The wonderful and lovely Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto. |
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WAANNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT *bows* i feel better now. No thats a big fat porpoise of a lie V_V, i do not feel better. I hate hw its a completely unnecessary intrusion on one's life and i don think school has that right. Anyway im up late writing this shit for Magenta(Mrs Rickenson) and then i guess ill wing the ctq's in study hall.EWWWWW why dont you shut up more often nate.Cuz you sucha whiny bitch. You ahut the fuck up its not like your helping.Your just whiny cuz your pathetic nate. WELL YOUR A POOPY POTTY MOUTH RAWR (slings more witty comebacks at self) *gets bad mental images about actually flinging one's own cum back at the self* *decides to stop letting these thoughts happen in public* *IS IN NEED OF LOVE INCASE ITS NOT OBVIOUS*
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forgot this because my head is located in UR ANNNNNUUSSSSSS brings new menaing to earth to nate like maybe im not on pluto maybe my head is in uranus..... here i thoguht this was sexy
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IF YOU WANT IT THEN YOU GOT IT LET ME KNOW AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT
MY CAPITALS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
CHRISTINA WANTED ME TO PUT SOMEHTING IN MY LJ I FORGET WHAT IT WAS MAYBE SHELL TELL ME IT WAS PRETTY VULGAR AND OF ILL TASTE BUT FUCK I MEAN LOOK AT HER ID DO ANYTHING FOR SOM' O' DAT'
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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In the Community:
hello FUCK hello FUCK
sheeeeeeet A HAH A HAH GOD DAMN
The weather with Bill o'Reily:
i feel like such a J00. im sick because of the alien spores infesting my ovaries cortesy of our school. that and cursing at my penis are basically what im up to, youd think penis would be like oh nates sick better shut up but no its like YOOOO WHERE MAH DOGGGZZ AT(balls) and they go and produce extra hormones so im a rolly polly emo avalanche of spice girl doom.....AND MY PERIOD IS 4 DAYS LATEEE *crying*
Up and Coming News: If i died and left my body parts as a will to my friends what would you take
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| Time: | 10:09 pm. |
| Mood: |  loved. |
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DEDICATED TO KURADOBERI CREAM <3
>.>
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THANK YOU ALYYYYYZORS I LOVE YOU
Poopshoot:
Hi, I am Froodnojustsu...and i have a problem.I have bitch tits.Even more troubling is the fact that the nameless narrator finds comfort in rubbing his face in them.Thank you for hearing me out, it means a lot to me
Up and Coming News:
Tasteless puns are in
Also, I have just donated to a sperm bank! it makes me happy to know i will soon be a father. I hope the mother is attractive and intelligent and doesnt abuse our children. I think this is the height of fathering!! My seed is past on just like grammy wanted and I dont have to teach my kids the name and function of their genitalia. Im sure youll agree im a lucky man
Dessert:
I had vanilla and mango soy icecream for dessert. It hurt my teeth so i had to take small bites and swush it around in my mouth till it was kinda warm and soupy. The soy icecream is good but its a little sticky and you can never have the perfect last bite. I made sure i didnt eat all the mango flavor first for then id be left with boring vanilla and that never is the good foot. At the same time the vanilla provides relief from the intense flavor of the mango and if you were to have too much mango left then your tongue would be come numb to the taste soon. So you see it is important to have vanilla as a palate cleanser so as to fully enjoy each bite of mango. The soy icecream has an interesting texture, the mango, if you scrape it with the edge of your spoon turns into a gelatinous stretchy not gel but for example you know the bottom of italian ice cups where the sugary stuff is at the bottom so its kinda goopy!!!!! Thats the word,goopy.So thats real fun to make but it takes a while so i only small portions like that. The spoon also makes nice curved ditches in the side of the icecream when you do that. I had to take a phone call from my friend dani in the middle of it but i missed her so it was ok. After i got back my ice cream was pleasurably softened. I ate mos of the remaining vanilla leaving a little bit. Then i stirred it into the mango and made what is an icecream tradition to me icecream soup. With the soy icecream it doesnt turn to soup so much as goop but its still very delectable. You have to use the back of your spoon to smoosh it into the side of the bowl then flip the spoon to scrape it on at pat it down and scoop it up and so on and so on. It is best if you do this till there are no lumps and with icecream it should poor but with the soy it should just be not lumpy. Then i enjoyed my goop.
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NATE NOW HAS AN LJ
EVERYONE APPLUAD.
IT JUST TOOK ME MAKING ONE FOR HIM.
In other news...
...HACKITY HACK HACK.
(Edit un: lookit me I got an icon!)
(Edit deux: lookit me I got a mood!)
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apathetic.
distressed.
lonely.
accomplished.